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luke garman
i pissed my self
grant fadely
i pooped my pants
dan z
im a ***
ALEX LEE
HEY GUYS I NEED YOUR HELP.... I NEED NAMES FOR THE BABY WHEN EVER AUSTIN HAS IT!!
bj
alyssa oldham is so fuckin hot and i wish i was her babies daddy
dont worr…
alex ovechken is the biggest faget in nhl history
ALEX LEE
NEVER MIND IT ACTUALLY WAS AUSTIN'S ***................ SOOOO SMALL?
ALEX LEE
ANYBODY ELSE FEEL LIKE THERE'S A WEINER UP THERE A.SS?
diesel
i love when Rose rubbs oil on my boobs
diesel
i like rubbing oil on my *** it feels good
no name
well at less dan didn't write that about randy moss the only reason why dan play is b/c of his uncle
Randy Moss
i wanted to be an indian football player because they have great pride, but i figured out that dan zambaninin the greatest player alive, was planning to crush me at practice so i was scared and never showed up. plus his uncle told me that i had no chance of playing over him..
luke garmen
my friend dan z is the worlds toughest man
danimal
i got my nickname because of my hardassness, sinc everyone is afraid of me. im going to give ppl my dirty glare cuz im intimidating, thats how it is to be a zambanini
dan z
i enjoy basking alex lee cuz he has a set of balls and i dont
dan z
im really tough when ppl arent around
dan z
i like to look at ppl when there not looking and when they look at me i stare at the ground cause im just a coward little *** bitch and thats all i'll ever be
gindy
im beautiful
luke garmen
i define the word huge
greatbess…
what isnt great about me, i think my hair is my best part
dan z
yea i got a few letters already from wvu, prolly cuz my uncle paid them his yearly salary of 30,000
dan z
my family is amazing like my brother who thinks he is cool but follows seth around like a puppy, my uncle who thinks hes cool cause hes a gym teacher and thats all he will ever be, and my fat cousin kayla... see alot of people in my family are awesome.
dan z
im cool cuz i try to start with people who could beat my ass
dan z
im so tough that i could beat anyone up in the school, what the hell am i thinking, in the state. you know why cuz im a fuckin zambanini
dan z
people should bow to me when they see me
dan z
im better then everyone cuz of my last name, since the zambaninis were so successful
dan z
whoever doesnt think im awesome shoulds be locked away
rick ewing
im startng to develop a body like my sisters
kenra wil…
yes i def prob agree with that
taylor swift
i vote dan zambacockshiner the best looking guy on the planet