for any of you who didnt know, im just about the coolest thing in the world. if you cant tell by the way i walk

my second tat is gonna be a leperchon with a pot o' gold

shyt mane im bout to get my 2nd tat

dan z, luke garmen, rick ewing and gindy are prolly the biggest wastes of lives in the school. actually except for dan z cuz hes just soooo cool

i have a nice house

hey my hair can clean your toilet

i enjoy kissing my uncles ass so i get playing time, if any other coach was coaching i wouldnt play..

i have great style and my sister is attractive

i like to have circle jerks with my other friend who are in my belong 4 inch club

i try to hit on freshmen girls and they won't give me any play

im a star athlete along with my ugly brillow padded hair friend dan z

i come from a great family and my sister is really skinny

i look like my sister..and smell like her too

hey guys i think im going through puberty

i almost went through puberty

i take cool myspace pics

at least i dont have a unibrow

i have nice hair

im so huge that i walk aorund like my elbows dont function and i also attempt to dress nice and i look like a generic poser

my gf cheated on me with darren spory...a winner

i think im really tough and give ppl dirty looks till someone comes along and smacks the look right off my face, which is going to happen by the end of the year.

me and my brother have *** sex every day after we win a game

I have a rock hard ***

i think im so good at sports and the only reason i play is cause my uncles is the head coach

i *** little penis and i drink my spooge out of a shampoo bottle and then shave my face with my dads pube razr cutting myself and getting his herpies on my face

I have a rock hard ***

i wwant large *** in my mouth

I WANT IN EMILY NICHOL"S PANTS

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I'm a fruit who can only beat up girls